Words by Alex, Photos by Pete
Crew: Slim, Troll, Dunc, Lee, Smithy, Butty, 3 Sheds, TJ, Stunt
Fireside: Doog, Ruth
Route: Bottom of the Zag, Charity, Swoopy bits to Narnia, Charity, Extension, Standing stone, Back of the Moon, Shutlingsloe steps, Standing Stone, Forest Chapel, Charity, Campfire.
Conditions: Warm, Sunny and not too buggy.
Notes:
With fair weather upon us again, the ops team declare a bring you own food campfire finish at the original location.
At the Zag, Smithy shows off his Orbea ebike – with cunning use of tape and old inner tubes to enhance the mudproofing. TJ takes it for a spin – is he in the market for an E to take to the Alps?
Slim arrives a bit late – but with the effective excuse that he’s just stashed the beer for later – no there are no complaints.
Stunt proposes an out and return route to minimse the climb later on, and off we go.
We don’t get far before the group stops to check out a bird, after much debate (and googling) the raptor happily perched on some wires is determined to be a Buzzard.
The lambs in the fields are getting bigger, and at the gambolling stage, and pace is variable on the climb, as it’s warm, plus we are carring larger packs than normal.
There are still plenty of soft patches at the side of charity, and the bombhole of doom has only one dry line, and jeapordy galore. TJ and Stunt both emerge with mud on legs – and Stunt was only walking it!!
The swoopy bits are good if you can avoid the boggy bits. At the Narnia track a lone rider whizzes past and then takes a right just back towards charity. Smithy and Butty head down to investigate – and they are left to find their way back whilst the rest carry on down Chazza and then the Extension.
Tis standing stone before we are all reunited, and Dunc has caught us up, with tales of weird bluetooth connectivity to christmas trees!?
Controversy as Stunt takes us up the Back of the Moon to mutterings of “it’s better the other way round” some valiant uphill efforts from Lee and 3 Sheds. Once on the ridge the views are great, the moor is very rideable, with only a couple of squelchy patches where the green mesh runs up towards the slabbed path.
Smiles post the steps descent, and with low sun making for nice pics, a couple of subgroups emerge, one cracks on to get the campfire prepped, the other…taking pics!
Lee and Smithy head home – to save themselves for the Macc Beer festival tomorrow night!
No one has had a fire here for quite a while, and we have to find firestones afresh. But there are some great stump seats, one even with a free penknife attached ;-).
Soon flames are a crackling, the stash is recovered, and Doog is getting us started with Whisky! He’s kept the big 60 under the radar, but now has a fine bottle of Cardhu to celebrate. At the other end of the spectrum the Troll is trying to convince us of the gourmet delights of gazpacho from a bottle….there are no takers.
Plenty of interest in the pocket meat and selection of mini savoury bites and pork pies that become an improptu charcuterie board.
Dunc has foil wrapped food warming up by the fire, and there is keg delivery from Ruth rumoured.
Compared to last week we are midge free, with almost no bugs!!
The beers flow, the sky darkens, bants and musing get more rambling – concluding that all TNR situations can be solved by the application of a suitable stick đ oh and woodfire warmed pies and pasties are ace with a hint of smokiness!!
Ruth arrives – to be crowned 1st Queen of the campfire, and Troll dispenses cloudy fruity Rivington ale (after a couple of attempts to set up the keg – only involving minor spraying)
Much mirth at the telling of a legendary family mispronunciation of the Long Mynd…”long minge” ..
There are many more whiskies to be consumed, with Stunt having brought some Oban, and Dunc some Tagavulin…and somewhere along the way there was Leffe too.
It is rumoured that some have entered the “I love you guys” level of fraternal booziness…
Tis well past the witching hour when the AoE hard core have finally emptied Doog’s bottle, thankfully found some spare camelback water to douse the fire, and find we they are a little over refreshed and rather giggly…
Doog has a wee wobble on the first descent, Dunc is nearly knocked off by the sneaky kerb just past McD’s, and then admits to two further offs between the Tythy shops and home.
Thankfully the three rings protocol confims we all arrived home in one piece (although Dunc’s garmin case might need a close look at).
Cracking campfire classic TNR